Pull the other one, Justin Bieber! The tween dream recently yanked a line straight out of the Disney handbook when describing his relationship with wholesome megababe Selena Gomez on US radio.
Despite being snapped on "innocent" outings together - not to mention being busted canoodling on holidays by the paps - Bieber insists there's no special hand-holding going on.
When asked by Ryan Seacrest what he would tell fans about his relationship with Selena, Bieber replied: "Just tell them that she's one of my best friends." Best friends don't suck face, little man! Selena has previously described Bieber as "like a little brother", saying he's "very protective" and "sweet"... bit of a kick in the balls from the girl you're pashing, eh Biebs?