First we see the sextastic little Latina in a wet and wicked bit of water tank hotness, then she's flying down to Mexico with The Devil's Midget and sporting a new ring on her engagement finger, and, now, well, definitely most importantly, she's flashing her ridiculous pop star bikini body for our ogling telescopic eyes down South of the Border. Talk about your ups and ways downs and way ups. Did we mention way ups?
I feel like we've definitely seen this blue bikini before (an Egotastic! man can't necessarily remember Valentine's Day, but he has a photographic memory for Selena Gomez photos). Just so epic hot.